June 27, 2003

  • and they’re off

     

    Language is ultimately art.  And art has bled itself into reality.  And now we swim in the simulacrum.  Ask Baudrillard and he’ll agree.

     

    Hi, we’re naked.   But it’s not what you think so let’s start from the beginning.

     

    Adam sits on a rock and does a little philosophizing.  Staring out over the vast green of Eden, he plucks a tall weed of grass and chews and spits a la Tom Sawyer or Huck Finn.  Of course, his is the world of truly original ideas and his life follows no course presaged by the movies or books.  Bereft of language, you might wonder how he speaks.  Does he done have good grammer?  Oh, I dare say, the clouds are quite the spectacle. Jolly good show!  You see, language is all about structure and representation.

     

    He sits on a rock and names the animals.  Eh, llama.  Eh, platypus?  He jumps in the water and goes for a skinny swim and as he shoots water between his teeth, he stares at the sky and though it was already there, the world as we know it begins to take form – albeit vague.  What permits meaningful thinking?  Bertrand Russell puffs away on a pipe a few millennia hence and slaps the cracked palms of a smoking Heidegger: La Langue!  Wittgenstein wants something more specific: The Structure of Language.

     

    Flash Forward.  The scene is Vienna and the coffee is syrupy thick in dainty cups.  Carriages zip along both sides of a cobblestone street and somewhere over the fog of horse breath and morning haze…

     

    H:  If meaning comes from language, where does language come from?

    W:  Forget the origin of language.  You’ll find the meaning in its function as a SYSTEM.

    The Horses:  Oh, that we would be free to roam the emerald hills of our foalhood!  Get off me, foo’!

     

    And back.  Now, this isn’t lewd.  But there’s Eve.  Daaaaaamn.  She’s naked too.  They’re both naked.  But there ain’t no misbehavin’.  Adam thinks of Eve and Eve alone.  His worldview is of the make-it-up-as-you-go-along sort (with a few dietary guidelines).  No need to act like you didn’t notice the Victoria Secret window as your lady watches you out of the corner of an eye.  Like a hawk!  The way it should be.  Woman = Eve.  Naked lady = Eve.  Wife = Eve.  Friend = Eve.  “Heidi Klum” = Eve.  His definitions were limited and good (enough) for him.  When I was your age!  kids these days!

     

    And for all we know, they may have been an ugly couple.  But life is form or it’s just messy.  There’s meaning, not just sensory perception.   But form is married to meaning and that gives birth to language.  So, the maybe ugly couple – our Parents, really – presses against a tree and finds that bark leaves grooves in the skin, an imprint.  They giggle.  And hold hands.  And they grunt a few phonemes.  First: Oh!  Second: Oh!  Together: I love you!  I lov eyou.  I lo veyou.  I l oveyou.  I’ll ove you!  I love you!

     

    And it was good.  Simple.  Their introspection ran about an inch deep; correlation ran in short chains.  Likewise, epistemology came by way of sensation and a Big Booming Hebrew Voice.

    The Platypus:  Quack?

     

    “Art is about the episteme as a whole, an allegory of the deep arrangements that make knowledge possible.”

     

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    ———————-

     

    mazel tov

     

    I would like to dance with you

    A slow affectionate waltz

    Played by a big band

    Of angels

    Cheered by our hope.

     

    I would like to hold you

    Near me

    When I’m blue.

     

    My first kiss was with

    Hope

    And a better tomorrow

    Light refracting and twisting

    Off gutter puddles.

     

    A mole digging a hole

    Climbing

    A mound upside-down.

     

    That’s where you wait.

     

    ‘Til we swim with the fishes

    And five loaves of bread.

     

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    I’m going places, baby!  Soon enough.  Long-term goals.  Long-term goals.  Where the people lack vision, they perish. 

    Have yourself a great week.

    Russert ate him for breakfast! 

     

    and… Matt11:28

     

Comments (28)

  • I wonder if the other animals in the garden thought those, those humans, looked wierd. I mean, there was only two of them around….

  • Funniest and most brilliant thing I’ve read all day. Write on, Daniel!

  • cripes that took a long time to load! (i’m stuck with dialup for the summer, living in the boonies as I am).  Interesting for the wait, though. 
    About the sugar…I love it! Just can’t get enough.  Not to say that there could ever not be enough.  I just…eh…

  • excellent points……when it’s all we know, we don’t have anything to compare it to, and it’s all beautiful…or at the very least, natural.

  • i like the 1950′s musical-comedy romantic man. i’m sure adam and eve were beautiful.

  • your site is really wonderful. aesthetically, a triumph on xanga . i love i love!

  • if adam and eve never went through childhood, they must have been amazed at their children.  i wonder if they were created mature.  but at the same time they must of had may child-like qualities.

  • let me guess, you’re a writer
    what i like about radiohead is that you begin to appreciate the songs more and more with each listening. beatiful/pwerful things that didn’t immediately pop out at you begin to come into focus. i can’t get the idea of ‘hippocrite opportunist’ out of my head…

  • Genius.  Genius and fun. 

  • you crack me up! that was great..
    loved the big band of angels cheered by our hope..beautiful..

  • um. your site is quite amazing. i love your use of …language, and its put together well, visually. wow.

  • come on, couldn’t the first words uttered after visual contact have been something other than grunts?
    even though i have to say….that is probably the best language to utter whatever was stirring deep in their souls.
    i would personally like to think he grunted and she replied back…you are the affinity! you are my adam!
    maybe not really that, perhaps it was something like you have something caught in your teeth.
    whatever
    by the way, thanks for using race/gender/class and hegemony all in the same sentence. usually only people trying to say they are smart use those words, plus some gazillion SAT-ish words. like milquetoast and psychophant.
    language is amazing and you are a very strange man

  • the roomie and me: this should be published somewhere!  to smile and think. 
    my philosophy classes are fuzzy memories.  errrr….

  • yup yup yup indeed ^_^ thanks

  • on “adam and eve”.  that.  was fun to read.  i was with you every step of the way.  and the linguist Wittgenstein… such reality in your fiction.
    you really need to be published.
    eric

  • so how long does it take for you to write up one xanga entry?? haha, i love it man… genius. 

  • Again your use of words astounds me…have a good one.

  • Hey!  I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, but your writing is pretty amazing.

  • i think your writing bites big-green-el-pollo-loco-tacos.
    you want me to venture out to San Diego again so you’ll have another opportunity to diss? lovely.
    will I still receive my birthday present?

  • Neat site!  It seems that we have a lot of common interests.  Linguistics, Audrey Hepburn, comics, parody, etc.  I just wish your “subscribe” button was working.
    And glad you like my “Korean word of the day.”  Have you been to Korea lately? 

  • Have you ever seen Waking Life? It has a section in it where they discuss the emptiness of language… that love means something different, something personal to each and every person. There is nothing that embodies love in the combination of l-o-v-e, no sense of love in empty character. The meaning is in the experience.
    Cool to think of Adam and Eve that way. Now that was thinking… none of this messy dating business for them. Eve never had to date a few duds to catch her man. No blind dates for Adam. Wouldn’t it be lovely if that was the way of the world? There is one person out there for you and one only, and that person has been made just for you. A beautiful thing! 

  • it was lovely. also, that dog is the cutest thing ever

  • nice…i need to re-read when i have more time
    would love to tell you but i believe the boys would be lost if that ever happened

    (note: not really one to humanize anatomy but thought it might be humurous in this instance)

  • The USPS carries Audrey Hepburn stamps now!

  • Language is my obsession. Language(s). The different types of language. It’s fun to go through and study all the restrictions of a language, and then move onto the next one so that I can forget the boundaries of the first.
    Adam and Eve may have been ugly according to the media. But they were…erm…”medically” beautiful? I don’t even think a phrase exists to explain what I mean. If they lived in a world without death, destruction, disease, and they were both the healthiest people that ever lived. Well, take the average person, and minus the tiny genetic flaws, (or if young people) the acne, and then give them both enough body fat and meat to keep them alive and healthy, and you’ve got Adam and Eve. Maybe they didn’t have the charm that goes with beauty, but hey, who needs charm when you’re the only two people alive and in love, and living in the Garden of Eden? At least, in today’s world, nobody would have been able to say what was wrong with them. I take that back. There will always be the critics.
    God bless, hugs and kisses.
    Lots of Love,><> Elizabeth <><

  • You’re good. (:

  • oh, wonderful!

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